ask me no questions, i'll tell you no lies

Call all my exes and ask them why I'm an ex.

mmmmm.....Not on my Top 100 list of things to do.

First of all, I'm pretty sure I know why a couple of them ended. Something about another woman calling your house to tell you your husband is her boyfriend pretty much ends that marriage.

I know why my other serious relationship ended, too. Sometimes love, no matter how much, just isn't enough to overcome life's obstacles.

I also know why some of the other more short-lived flings ended. Little penis. Bad at sex. Just got bored. Etc.

Although I did find the article interesting and I'm sure the author got something useful out of the experience, reading about that kind of 'growing experience' experience makes me happy that when it gets right down to brass tacks, I'm just not that introspective and I'm okay with that. I'll let other people delve deep into their psyches looking for epiphanies and aha! moments.

I'll be over here, reading about it and happy just as I am.