whine and cheese

Yet again, a friend on a "social site" has seen the need to post this for the world to see.

I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry if I'm not tan enough for you.
I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry if I'm not tall enough.
I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.

But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

Repost if you're a girl and you agree with this letter.

Or, repost if you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way.


Is there anything else that could sound so self-pitying and whiney?

I can't think of many things that could make me sound more of a loser than a post like this. And if a woman really thinks this way, I can understand why men aren't attracted to her.

If you are a not-skinny, not-pretty, pale, crew-cut, short woman, you might as well decide to be happy with yourself, instead of whining about men who don't appreciate you for the qualities you do possess.

But, please, stop writing these dumbass memos and bulletins. They're getting on my nerves.